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My name is Laura Hinrichsen, and I'll be your tour guide today. Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, and don't feed the wild animals. The management is not responsible for items that are damaged, lost or stolen during the tour. ;)

MOOBS....as already mentioned.. my name is Laura, some nicknames of mine are: TJ, Your royal shortness, shorty, little one, Hinrique Englesies, some unmentionable ones (thats Mrs. Kitten to you!).

I have blue sometimes grey eyes, I had purple sholder length hair (thanks to Maxeeniebops the great) but it faded which is reason enough to always buy permident hair dye! Im short (hence the nicknames), about 5'2, Im crazily crazy and extremely dirty minded *wink*wink*.

I LOVE ICICLE STABBING! I GO ON ICICLE STABBING BINGES! ICICLES MWAHAHA! ONE OF MY MANY PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION INVOLVE....ICICLES! OH NO! IT APPEARS IVE SAID TOO MUCH! *hides*

Me in Conor (FunkMaster Foubs) words "short....laura...small...laura....um...laura" which seems to be the only way to really explain myself.

In the words of Nessa (dark_bloody_angel)"funny, short, loud, dirty-minded, adorable...", everyone seems to forget PYRO! Im also the queen of randomness.

I go to Madawaska Valley District High School (M.V.D.H.S, M.V)and I live in Hicks Ville (Max:you are a hick...lol), Wilno.

ok.. well, i guess you deserve an explanation for the icicle stabbing thing..ok well, i was trying to think of the perfect crime so im like, OMG you stab someone with an icicle and the evidence would melt!!! LIKE WOW! and then my friend irene(*coff coff* Elizabeth srry inside joke lol) ;) came up with a completely viable point she said "but what about it the summer how will we get icicles?" so we came up with the idea of having an icicle making factory run by child slaves from Mosambique, and we realised thta slavery is illegal in Canada so we decided we'd have to pay them something, but we didnt want to waste good money, and the idea of killing them b4 they get their paycheck was entertained but then we realised thta then we wouldnt have ne slaves left.. so we decided to pay them in peanuts, but we wanted the peanuts so now we eat the peanuts and throw the shells at them lol....

oh yeah im the Dalai Llama of Hotness...dont ask it involves me and a buncha stalkers lol.....

Ok so Hobbies and Interests: Oooo fun! *sly smile* KITTEN, stalking (Max: Im not a stalker I just like watching people sleep!)umm,watching movies, partying, hanging out, going on the computer, english, programming, psychology, sociology, philosophy, being crazy*cough*IN BED WITH KITTEN*cough*, pulling carazy stunts*cough*IN BED WITH KITTEN*cough*, getting in trouble, scaring people, making people think that im gon kill them, world domination, being carried aorund...(Max: I had more Kitten excitement but she woulda killed me).

ok..i dunno if Max already mentioned this but Hobbies and interests eh? haha wayy to dirty for young minds to be reading lol so ill try to keep it PG, just hanging out, partying, being insane in general, scaring people, yelling at politicians/calling politicians morons.. lol....being in english class! i love being in english class, its the greatest place to get good quotes for bios. :D:D like on friday,

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"you are now witnessing" *eerie voice* "The dark side of Mr. Robinson" - T-Rob

"Hey Ashley, we can write a scandalous novella! I can see it now 'The Dark Side of Mr. Robinson'" - ME

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:D:D ANYWHO>>> interests and hobbies, eh? well reading, writing, drawing, baking, painting, sewing, being crazy, screaming, singing, listening to music,....SLEEPING! cant forget that.....

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Favourite Quotes:

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[T-Rob] This one time, at band camp... *whole class starts laughing* [T-Rob] Im sorry Jimmy, i didnt mean to embarrass you, im only teasing..

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[Jessica] Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me, so tie me up, and throw me down and show me how much you like me.

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[Me] Subtlety is my middle name!

[Irene] First Name: No Last Name: Whatsoever.

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*one day in Mrs. Parchers math class..*

[Jimmy] T-Rob's Hot!

*the next day in English...*

[T-Rob] So Jimmy, I heard what you said about me, and i have to say im flattered, but i cant return your affections.

*and the whole class started laughing.*

[Jimmy] *turns to the class* Who told him?

[T-Rob] Actually, you can thank Mrs. Parcher for that.

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[August Streindsberg] *talking about dog owners* ...cowards who are afraid to bite people themselves.

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[Me] THE BANANAS ARE RAPING ME!

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[Me] So then Terrie and I met at the centre of the couch for a hot and steamy... slice of pizza (inside joke, lol dont expect to get it its ok)

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[Janet] Did your Vanilla Coke moo?

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[Josh] Banana Coke!! Pat Pending..pat pending..pat..pending?

[Me] Patent pending?

[Josh] Yes! I knew there was another syllable in there somewhere!

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[Big & Rich] If you want a lil bang in your yin-yang...

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[Terrie] Apparently, edible oil products and pizza don't mix..

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[Irene] What's the big deal if its half full or half empty anyway! There's still the same amount of water int he fucking glass!

[Me] And its probably gross radioactive school water anyway..

[Emily] In which case if would probably be optimistic to say the glass was half empty..

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[Max] Im not a stalker..I just like watching people sleep...

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[Conor] Eat right - excercise - die anyway

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[Conor] Thats why I'm getting fat not fit, I made my choice...Chocolate cake every night, and screw pushups - thats why I'm not lifting u anymore Laura...be embarrassing...

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[Everyone contributed lol] Its an old man! Its a dead cat! Its..Its SUPER CRIPPLE! Faster than an arthritic turtle..Can leap tall blades of grass in a single bound...sometimes..

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[Conor] Well ok u see...Ok, well u know how i exaggerate stuff right...

[Me] You mean you lie...

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[Conor] No it was true. I just exaggerated it and told Nora...Well maybe I told the truth and didn't know...Who knows what really happens in locked bedrooms. The time Reese and Amy Easton walked around Barry's Bay till 1 AM looking for a condom...I don't know how it ended...They were both real drunk...

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[Conor] And Reese and Vanessa Pilgrim couldn't find a condom so talking about 'anal sex'...I don't know how that ended either..

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*sidebar, you may notice a lot of Conor quotes... im talkign to him as i do this..*

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[Irene] And an extra-special thank you to the extra-special (with a capital ‘Q’) Laura! Hello, Laura. How’s the Turtle? (For everyone who does not know Laura, she is my mildly schizophrenic casual acquaintance, and her boyfriend is a Turtle with a phobia of oversized, vibrant pink volleyballs. And I swear it’s all true! Just thought I should warn everyone about her; she is almost completely insane.)

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[Conor] hobbies - systematic stamp organizing

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[Laura] Josh's dad, is lookin pretty rad, he's all i want and i want him so bad, Josh did your dad get back from his porno rehearsal...

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[Me] The woman was in love with her OWN HUSBAND? *horrified gasp* Scandalous!

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[Some movie critic dude, on Yoda. No, I don't share his (Her? I forget.) opinion. I'm just amused by it.] Deepest mind in the galaxy, and he can't even talk? Break me a fucking give.

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[Mark Twain] Why put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow?

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[Large scary man] My name is ALICE! (LMFAO! This is an inside joke that you won't get unless you are a member of the MVDHS drama club)

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Classroom of TRob, Grand Order of Sith. (-Sign on TRob's door. I was all 'Have you seen the sign?' and Irene was all 'Laura, I MADE the sign.')

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[Me] So Mrs. Evans, Who's this 'The Man' you speak of? (LOL MRs Evans is a teacher at my school, apparently, she was talkign about her husband(whos shorter than me 5'1') but anyway Irene was laughing so hard she dropped her saxophone)

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[Me] Why would you do something as stupid as inhaling lighter fluid?

[Kegan] It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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[Kegan] You know I dont speak spanish! (LMAO dont ask...)

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[Me] Gee Conor, that's a nice piece of paper..it would be a shame if someone...flipped it over... (me, tryign to be threatening..)

[Conor] Laura, you're not scary...

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[Me] Hey Josh, that's a nice piece of paper..it would be a shame if someone...flipped it over... (me, trying to be threatening..again..)

[Josh] Oh God! Not the paper! Anyhting but the paper!

[Me] Yeah, you remmeber that.. (notice how threatening i am..usually im scarier i swear)

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[Irene] Colin, we need to purchase a small nuclear warhead.

[Kara] Colin's IS small.

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[Homer Simpson] Hello, is this Domino's? ...What do you mean you're closed? ...No, why don't YOU call ME back during business hours? ...I'll show you who's a pre-recorded message!

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[Irene] I suffer from SZD: Severe Zipper Difficiency. I have trouble with zipppers, buttons, clasps of any kind, and most adheisives.

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[Me] Achievements? Achievements? What do they think I am? Achieve-y McChieveson? (lol, careers, i musta been stoned, but in my defense Irene was too..)

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[Irene] Is it liquor? (She was guessing what smells Vanessa's smelly markers were right...Apparently, it was green apple... In her defense, i guessed liquor as well...)

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Profile done by: Max (blood_lined_face)"If any over exaggerating of "Kitten", it would probably be my faul, most by the permission of Laura herself though. Sorry to all whom think Laura should of done this herself, she has a hard time explaining her actions, Im guessing 'we', the ones effected by them are better at it, haha. Dont worry she did have lots of say in it anyways."

Im starting ot think this is getting a bit long...no i must be wrong :)..ill keep going.. lol



Likes:

Biting people,stabbing people with icicles,violencce,kicking,screaming,kinky shit, with lots of ropes and handcuffs and leather whips and crotchless chaps....haha lol purple fuzzy handcuffs....ne thing u see in the Christina Agularia video dirty was borrowed from lauras closet...they asked her to borrow it.

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Favourite Things:

Books:

The Bartimaes Trilogy,
The Scarlet Letter,
Lord of the Flies,
The Pearl,
The Taming of the Shrew,
Anything by Shakespeare,
(Honestly, gimme a good book, ill read it, possibly like it.)


Places:

I dunno mostly hanging around Barry's Bay,
Killaloe, Madawaska, WIlno, or whatever other barely-there town i happen to be in at the time.
Just hanging out with friends makes the towns/villages/hamlets less gay.
C-Wing! (because honestly, who doesnt love c-wing.),
in the summer the skate park. (good place to set SMALL bonfires, right irene?) (also, on the same tack, bosco is another good place to set fires.)




Dislikes:

*looks at you like it completely obvious* the word making love...who freaking says that..honsetly....

SEATBELTS. "Children in the back seat done cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children"

People who have no fucking clue what they're talking baout yet insist on doing so anyway, liek those people who sit in the class and say stupid comments about everything, like seriously people, do something productive with your time...liek getting a clue, or a brain...

People who waste their time, seriously do you want to not actually BE anyone, or do you want to do somethign with yourself, you just wasting your own, and everyone elses time...

people who say life is short, WTF life is the longest damn thing any one ever does! what can you do thats longer?

BTW...you may notice that i have alot of anger...yes..the idea of anger management classes WAS entertained but then people realised that thats the sort of thing that pisses me off.

people who try to psychoanalyse me, you know what buddy, i know all about psychology, and i know why you would think that, but i also know whats going on im MY head, ok you dont fucking know anyhting about me so shut up already...

people who cant do a certain thing, yet insist on doing so anyway, ok, I relaise you cant do this..YOU realise you cant do this, so just get a new freaking hobby already!


Favorite Music:

Basically everything,theres only a few artists that i really dont like..
ex: Avril Lavigne, Brittney Spears, Ashley Simpson and Hilary Duff...I basically hate anyone who cant sing but insists on doing so anyway... (Max: Laura your music stinks, my opinion until you show me something good lol, dont shoot me)


heya ok, heres a list of artists i like cos Maxeen wanted me to compile a list for you guys, these are in Alphabetical order, ok, so its not that i liek some more than others or soem less than others or anythign, there is undoubtedly ALOT of artists that i liek that ive missed ok these are just the ones i can remmebr at the moment, ill keep going through and adding artists as i remember them: ok here goes: *deep breath*

50 Cent,

A Perfect Circle,

Aaron Tippin,

AC/DC,

Aerosmith,

Alan Jackson,

Amber,

April Wine,

Aqua,

Arlo Guthrie,

Bad Company,

Bellamy Brothers,

Big & Rich,

Billy Idol,

Biohazard,

Black Sabbath,

Bloodhound Gang,

Blue Oyster Cult,

Bob Dylan,

Bob Marley,

Bob Rivers,

Bob Seger,

Bonnie Tyler,

Bowling For Soup,

Cake,

CCR,

Cheap Trick,

Chemical Brothers,

City High,

Clash,

Coal Chamber,

Craig Morgan,

Crash Test Dummies,

Crystal Method,

Cypress Hill,

Da Yoopers,

Darude,

Dave Mathews Band,

David Bowie,

David Wilcox,

Daze,

Deep Purple,

Deftones,

Dire Straights,

Disturbed,

DJ Networx,

Dr. Dre,

Dr. Hook,

Eagles,

Earth Crisis,

Electric Light Orchestra,

Eminem,

Emjay,

Eric Clapton,

Fat Boy Slim,

Fear Factory,

Finger Eleven,

Foreigner,

Fountains of Wayne,

Garbage,

Gary Allen,

George Thorogood,

Golden Earring,

Good Charlotte,

Gorillaz,

Green Day,

Gretchen Wilson,

Grip Inc.,

Groove Coverage,

Guess Who,

Guns N' Roses,

Happy Hardcore,

Hard Dance Anthems,

Heart,

Hoobastank,

Incubus,

Infectious Grooves,

INXS,

Jamiroquai,

Jason McCoy,

Jeff Healey,

Jefferson Airplane,

Jimi Hendrix,

Joe Cocker,

Joe Diffie,

John Cougar Mellancamp,

Johnny Lee,

Jon Bon Jovi,

Kenny Chesney,

Kiss,

Kittie,

Knack,

La Bouche,

Las Ketchup,

Le Click,

Led Zepplin,

Lee Ann Womack,

Lia,

Linkin Park,

Live On Release,

Love Inc.,

Loverboy,

Lynard Skynard,

Marilyn Manson,

Mark Wills,

Marky Mark,

Meatloaf,

Men Without Hats,

Mest,

Metallica,

Midnight Oil,

Miranda Lambert,

Moist,

Mortal Kombat,

Mudvayne,

Mushroom Head,

MXPX,

Nazareth,

Neil Young,

Nelly Furtado,

Neurosis,

Nickleback,

Nirvana,

Nitty Gritty Dirt Band,

Offspring,

Orgy,

Ozzy Osbourne,

P.O.D,

Papa Roach,

Peter Frampton,

Peter Gabriel,

Phil Collins,

Pink Floyd,

Pitchshifter,

Powerman 5000,

Primer 55,

Prozzak,

Queen,

Queens of the Stone Age,

Rage Against the Machine,

Rammstein,

Red Hot Chili Peppers,

REO Speedwagon,

Rocky Horror Picture Show,

Rush,

Santana,

Sepultura,

Sevendust,

Sex Pistols,

Shadows Fall,

Shania Twain,

Sixpence None The Richer,

Slayer,

Slaves on Dope,

Snoop Dogg,

Soul Asylum,

Soulfly,

Steppenwolf,

Steve Azar,

Steve Miller Band,

Styx,

Sugar Hill Gang,

Sum 41,

Supertramp,

Survivor,

Sylver,

System of a Down,

T.Rex,

Taproot,

The Ataris,

The Beastie Boys,

The Beatles,

The Cars,

The Commodores,

The Doors,

The Game,

The Ramones,

The Rolling Stones,

The Tragically Hip,

The Who,

Thin Lizzy,

Three Days Grace,

TLC,

Toby Keith,

Tom Cochrane,

Toto,

Trapt,

Triumph,

Trooper,

Van Halen,

War,

Weezer,

Weird Al Yankovitch,

Yes,

BOB SEGER lyrics

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